Frederick Trump's brothel had a simple sign out front. You can do him one better. Step into the Old-World with the Bawdy House doormat. Since antiquity, brothels have signaled their services with suggestive designs. This one appears beside a doorway in the "Arrival in Hell" painting.
The 26"x18" doormat comes with a felt-like polyester front and foam rubber backing to protect your floor and reduce slipping.